Thursday, March 20, 2014

Happiness is a Having a Flatulent Dog

Our dog makes us so happy.

He is perpetually happy himself, and literally smiles sometimes.

We trained him rigorously as a pup, and it has paid off in a pretty mellow, loving, "little" furball ("he's so FLUFFY!"). Every morning when I pick up my keys and open the front door, he comes in for his kiss goodbye. He's a real love.

And he's flatulent.

Reekingly, fumingly, exhuberantly flatulent. Completely disgusting. We can be enjoying a good cooking program on TV when suddenly a thick miasma of odor creeps into our noses then WHAM! the full impact of our odoriferous bundle of joy smacks us from the inside out. CutiePieHusband and I look at each other and exclaim, "Whew!" in complete disgust. 

Then we laugh, sometimes hysterically. And laughing is good. What a great world.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Puppy Discovers the Joy of Rolling Downhill

This is bound to bring a smile to the face of anyone watching.
The way the little gal tosses her head to get started is precious!
She's like a little ball of happy.
Share if you Like! ~Mp

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Will Your Star Student Get Accepted to College? Probably not, if...

Will Your Star Student Get Accepted to College? Probably not, if he or she wasn't born on U.S. soil (or via U.S. citizens), even if he/she has lived the life of an American, and knows nothing else!

Usually, I avoid videos, probably because I do almost all of my browsing and work from my phone. I saw this appear via so many respected pages, though, that I finally listened to it. It's amazing.

Way back in 1985/96, I attended high school in Southern California, and I remember two boys who were in choir who declined to attend a choir conference in San Diego because we would have to pass through Border Patrol.

You see, even though all these boys' memories were of being part of the U.S.A., technically, they were illegal immigrants subject to deportation - to a country they knew little about and had never even been to (imagine your child being forced to live in another country!).

Did you think I meant Mexico? What if it was Canada?

A simple choir trip of 60 miles could mean they'd be exposing themselves and their family to horrors unimaginable to those of us who've always been legal.

But that's part of this teacher's point. ALL OF US came from elsewhere, and our ancestors (most of them, anyway) underwent unbelievable circumstances to cement our futures here in the United States. Both sides of my family fought in the Revolutionary War, so it's particularly shocking to me when a second, third, or ANY American is so callously unaware of the advantages of finding ways to embrace the immigrants who have risked life and limb to join us, and their progeny who ARE us, just not under the law.

Much is made of the English tromping upon the Native Americans and taking their land. But the Native Americans weren't always here either. Science (particularly Anthropology) has shown that our deepest origins are in the African continent; humankind had migrated throughout the world over millenniums and centuries.

It's time to get over this "first come, entitled to repel or imprison you for entering OUR country (check into who profits by that for an eye-opener, by the way) and start acting like humans instead of animals. Use your brains and help us figure out how to include those already here and how to manage things so that our country had clear definitions and standards for future immigration.

Just one more note. Forget trying to batten down the borders; you're wasting time, effort, and money. Really, if you think if we can afford to implement and manage REAL border patrol with the massive amount of manpower, equipment, law enforcement, support services, etc. that would require along the Mexico and Canada borders, then there's this bridge in Brooklyn...

Seriously, though, people, wake up and THINK!

Oh, and here's the video that inspired this diatribe :-)

His Star Student Wants To Go To College. She's No…:

~ Pamela

Are There Worms in Your Tacos?

If not, you're in luck; they're on sale.

This is a real product sold by Firebox. I can imagine kids in particular having a blast grossing each other out. Imagine these on ice cream! Blech.

~ Mp

Monday, March 17, 2014

Honey, That Outfit Doesn't Match!

These drama queens are so excitable. Chill! I'm changing, OK?

Honest friends are a great thing to have; cherish every moment, silly or not.

~Mp

Note: Artist and photographer unknown. If you've any idea who the artist is especially, please clue me in; I'm a fan!

Words mine.

15 Epic April Fool's Day Pranks You'll Want to Know About

They say, "forewarned is forearmed," and that's a good position to be in on April Fool's Day. Here are some tricks and pranks to watch out for. 

If you're a prankster, these will definitely give you ideas.

1. Glowing Eyes

Save the cardboard tubes from toilet paper and paper towels

Cut out eyes

 
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Get some glow sticks

Place strategically in bushes, on a table, etc. when it's dark.


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2. Place a "voice activated" sign on the office toaster, copier, electric towel dispenser, etc.

You could even try placing it on a non-electric paper towel dispenser. If it gets someone, that would be even funnier!


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Printers and copiers are great for this prank. Here’s a very official-looking guide:


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3. Hang a creepy shower curtain


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Available here (Amazon Affiliate link): Present Time Silly Scary Shower Curtain

 

4. Set up an air horn behind a door or under a chair


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Air horn
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Available here (Amazon Affiliate link. Make sure you get one that will go off the way you want it to!): Falcon Safety Super Sound Horn

 

5. Put a life-sized poster in an unexpected place

Mr. Bean would certainly make me jump. Those eyes!


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Available here (Amazon Affiliate link): Mr. Bean

 

Smeagol would give me a heart attack!

Smeagol lurking in the bathroom
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Professor SNAPE? I’d be catatonic!


Available here: Professor Snape Cardboard Stand-Up

 

6. Food that isn't what it appears to be

Chocolate-covered "apples" that are really onions


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Deviled eggs made from Cadbury Creme Eggs, white chocolate, and food coloring


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Grilled cheese made from pound cake and orange frosting


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Drinks made from Jello


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7. Freshen the office.  


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Of course, odor preferences are very subjective:

Shrimp air freshener
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Available here: Jacks Juice 66023 Sw Shrimp Scent

 

8. Dress a window


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9. Pizza delivery fake-out


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10. Ensure the kids will someday need therapy


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11. If you have a remote-controlled drone or other sturdy flying thing:


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12. Replace those nasty ceiling tiles with something eye-catching:


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13. Fake an injury:

Fake injury single
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14. Update someone's computer keyboard:

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15. Chewbacca a chatty friend:


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I’d love to see your stories on pranks you saw or did for April Fool’s or any other day!
~Mp

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Winter Has Been Rough...

Someone left the window open

The commute was awful

Other drivers were so rude

Parking was a nightmare

Even the elevator malfunctioned

So I resigned

Then we got snowed in

And we were getting pretty hungry

So I ventured out for food 

 

Even so, I had to improvise

When all is said and done, this was not a winter I'd want to repeat!




An Awesome New Way to Serve Potatoes


Mash cooked potatoes as you normally would. Use butter, cream and salt if you're going full monty, or just plain potatoes mashed with skim milk if you're going low fat.

(OPTIONAL) Add your favorite tasty ingredients, like cheese, garlic, bacon, chives, etc.

Press into a greased muffin pan.
Make criss-cross impressions on the tops with a fork
Brush or drizzle melted butter or olive oil on each top
Feel free to sprinkle some cheese on top if you like, but these are great without, too

Bake at 375 degrees or until tops are crispy and golden.

Use mini muffin tins for smaller portions. Carbs are still important when dieting, and these consistent sizes can be helpful for counting calories or Weight Watchers points, not to mention portion control.

You should end up with potato "muffins" that are crispy crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle.

Yummmmmy!



Sources: Colie's Kitchen, Myfridgefood